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Had a couple of his records...Toledo Windowbox

Not funny at all

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Every now and then, it is essential to re-visit this Genius who is SO SORELY MISSED. Thanks for the reminder!

Carlin is the real goat 👍🏼

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I really want to get that “Armed Pitbull with AIDS on board” diamond shape sign for my car.

I love George Carlin but this is not the funniest bit ever. It's one of his lesser efforts. Click bait for Carlin fans.

Didn't laugh at all. Stupid 80s. People, times have changed

Didn't laugh once at any of this ....

Not just a funny guy, but a great speaker. A master of human language. I'd listen to him talk about anything.

This guy is a dead ringer for Russell Crowe ✌️

The bank bit....yeah I'd lose my mind if a customer did that LMAO 🤣

I recall going through a tollbooth late at night about 50 years ago and we were short on cash. Asked the guy if he would accept a Twinkie instead of 50 cents... he took it! Another time we were in a rare mood and told the guy we'd flip a coin... double or nothing. It was good for a laugh at 2 am!

The incomplete List of Impolite Words! My fav!

I miss him, he always made you laugh. RIP George

I was in a caravan park laundry recently that had 2 washing machines I was about to use the one that required 4 dollar coins the other 5. A guy came in looked at the machines pointed at the one I was loading and said "that one cost 4 bucks and this one is 5 bucks, what's the difference? I replied "A dollar" 😂😂

I wonder if comedians go to public places just to sit there and watch others for material. I never thought ordinary things would be so funny, but he made them that way. Thanks Mr Carlin.

I know alot stupid people and I watch that often

Steve Minecraft

I didn’t laugh at any thing he said. I remember him always being funny. I must have dementia or something.

Order more flour Helen!

PULL OVER! PULL OVER! PULL OVER! he pulls over you keep going

PARDON ME I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.....

Yknow what, imma do all this shit, somehow

7Ws& ⚾ vs 🏈🤣

Best comic out there. Philosphy delivered with a laugh. He always made you think in the end....Great man. RIP sir, you are missed so much. We need you in today's world.

Rats & Squealers is one of my favourite George Carlin routines, I don't have an actual favourite, so much of his work is hilarious on many levels, the man was a genius, RIP George. 😎

Love this dude. Not his best by a mile but still great

Im a huge 2pac fan, but this is NOT his funniest but ever.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ever.. right

Carlin is great for everything even depression

You left out the best part: the anti religious part.

As a russian, I miss Georgie the Old Fuck... The things he said are forever.

That backdrop is amazing. where was this?

George Carlin is not funny... It seems to me he was trolling those who thought he was funny... Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”;“If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?”;“I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.”;“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?” - all not funny - he was a satirist - and again I think he's making fun of you that thinks he's funny

I think Entropy Fan is Carlin's funniest bit.

Not his best work , imho.

Well, he was just in his beginning of stand up and starting his career.mmm😮😊

Fost my bush 😂

5:45 i woukd do that and also say "sorry i can't afford all this, just two things..." Lol

I’d love to see the one of him on how wife’s outlive the husbands! Trying to find if any does please link! Thanks

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Now I know why I don't get a sewing kit anymore.

I sure recall busting my gut when I first heard the "What Am I Doing In New Jersey" album!! I was on paper of a funny sort ; I'll leave it at that.

Carlin was much funnier when he was older

2024 wants to know what’s a bank?

These are some crazy SHENANIGANS!!